The Grab Bag #29 – He’ll Talk your Bra Off & Lewis the Lecherous Lawnmower by Kris P. Kreme
Summer time, time for taking a trip and keeping the lawn under control. Just be careful about the friendly talkative stranger you sit beside on any trips, because if you’re young and pretty, his talking could be truly mind numbing. And never disrespect the boy that keeps the lawn under control, because he might control a whole lot more about your family.
This Grab Bag includes:
He’ll Talk your Bra Off: Katie was just traveling home for the summer, out west attending college, looking forward to seeing the sights during the long bus ride. A fellow traveler named Roger with a bad habit of talking too much might just ensure that everyone sees a lot more of Katie than she sees of the sights.
Lewis the Lecherous Lawnmower: Lewis was granted all the power of Lenny the Lecherous Leprechaun, granting wishes in only the most twisted perverse way. Typically he avoids conversations where the phrase “I wish” might come up, but after the Sanders family lets him go from mowing their expansive lawn, Lewis chooses to say goodbye with a special performance, one they may “wish” they’d been able to avoid.
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