The Grab Bag #42 – Go Elf Yourself & Cloaked in Christmas Spirit by Kris P. Kreme
Christmas time brings out the best in everyone… but what about the worst of those out there? For Earl, the perverted spoiled son of a mall owner playing elf for the mall Santa, he never imagined some real elves would change his luck with women forever. And for Ned, a middle-aged pervert who likes leering at the hotties in his neighborhood, he never thought asking Santa for a magic cloak would unleash his every fantasy.
This Grab Bag includes:
Go Elf Yourself: Earl the mall elf is more interested in the young moms and hotties shopping or working the mall than anything to do with kids or helping Santa. This year however, things are changing as clueless real elves see him getting insulted and mistake him for a rarely seen elder elf, one clearly in need of help.
Cloaked in Christmas Spirit: In his forty plus years, Ned has seen a lot, from the tempting older teen girls across one street to the hot young wife across another. But never has he seen anything as odd as the fact little Billy always gets what he asks Santa for. Swiping Billy’s letter this year, Ned tests a theory, scribbling some additional requests for Santa. Some very special ones for himself.
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