SINtendo PunchUP by Kris P. Kreme
Intending to finally put a stop to the constant arguing fights among their blended kids, Ned and Candice have purchased a VR video game called PunchUP from a discount gaming store.
But could Ned’s plan for letting the nineteen year old kids hash out their frustrations with a little innocent gaming lead to less than innocent changes in the household dynamic?
It could after his socn Zack learns that throwing punches in PunchUP can literally punch Mikaela up more than a few cup sizes… changing the entire way he looks at her, to say nothing of the way she looks at him.
SINtendo September brings the peace… or is that piece to every home, one way or another.
Ned and Candice are having a typical problem parents have with kids always fighting and causing nothing but headaches. The only problem is, their ‘kids’ aren’t really kids anymore, and they aren’t related making any hope of peace that much less likely.
It seems that ever since their blended family blended, Ned’s son Zack and Candice’s daughter Mikaela are arguing so much no one can get a moment’s peace in the household, and as Ned points out in his ever goofy way, if there’s no peace, he can’t get a piece like he’s beyond needing from Candice. As little as she wants to deal with Ned’s goofy horny sense of humor, even she can admit they need to do something to solve the disagreements less vocally and less headache inducing… which is why Candice and Ned are driving home from a local discount gaming store where at least according to Ned, they’ve finally found the solution.
As Ned points out, back in his day, he and his brother fought all the time, but by taking that frustration and aggression out in a boxing video game, their parents were able to maintain their sanity. While times have changed, Ned knows the VR headsets they picked up will give Zack and Mikaela a much better way of beating each other up than all the physical confrontations they constantly seem to have around the house.
The headsets only have one game on them, but considering the price, Ned thinks it was a bargain, even if Candice doesn’t like how the creepy guy working the store seemed about the whole situation. As Ned points out, it’s the game that is important, and the kids love games, and what better way of fighting than in a game called PunchUP?
Sure enough when they arrive home, Mikaela and Zack are at each other’s throats, acting nowhere close to their nineteen year old college ages. As usual Zack is accused of something by Mikaela, denying it in his usual insulting way, expertly targeting her most vulnerable qualities, even calling her flapjack tits.
But when Zack and Mikaela are sent to the family room to solve their latest argument in a less violent way, playing the new PunchUP VR game, will they truly finally find a healthy way of letting out their frustrations?
Or will VR gaming lead to real-world consequences neither ever imagined before when Zack discovers he can literally punch UP the size of Mikaela’s near nonexistent tits?
Could his bitchy whining stepsister finally have qualities Zack can respect after one game of PunchUP, and how about their parents? Will Ned finally get that piece he’s been wanting or will the entire household go from juggling war to a jiggling peace like they’ve never known… all thanks to SINtendo?
Koming Next…
It’s not a game… It’s SINtendo…
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