SINtendo Self-Improvement by Kris P. Kreme
On the second day of Krismas, Jimmy gives his roommate Kyle the ultimate early Christmas gift.
Figuring Kyle has focused on his flaws too much, and it’s bringing everyone down, along with Jimmy’s social prospects, Jimmy gives him a SINtendo Self-Improvement, a form of VR self-help where one can instantly become who they always wanted to be by making changes to themselves as they would characters in a video game.
As Kyle tests it out, he gets distracted discovering SINtendo Self-Improvement has a gender selection tool. And what lonely guy wouldn’t enjoy messing around and making the hottest babe around… even if it might end up being them?
To say that Kyle definitely isn’t feeling in the mood for Christmas is putting it mildly. The truth is he’s feeling like nothing but a loser, a loner with few friends besides his roommate Jimmy. In fact Kyle feels like the world cares so little for who he is, it constantly reminds him with people confusing his name for Kylie on his mail.
But everything changes when Jimmy surprises him with an early Christmas gift… one that will make sure Kyle is never losing out on feeling anything but good again.
Jimmy’s motives for the gift are not as pure as Kyle might think, since Kyle laying around lazy in the apartment all day certainly isn’t adding anything to Jimmy’s social life, but what he got for his buddy may make both their lives much better. It’s a VR self-help program made by none-other-than SINtendo, the advanced adult gaming company both friends have obsessed over for years.
SINtendo Self-Improvement promises to create your own character no less than the gaming characters on screen, using interactive decisions before a full-length mirror in VR. With it, Jimmy says, Kyle can finally fix all the little flaws, enhancing himself to be the buff tough guy no one can help but admire. He’ll no longer be a loner, no longer be a loser, and with a physique like SINtendo Self-Improvement can give him no one will ever mistake him for a girl, even on his mail.
Of course, Jimmy just has one thank you he needs, a promise that when Kyle is done buffing himself up to muscular perfection, he’ll be the best wingman ever, because Jimmy is determined to finally get that hot redhead he’s been after for years.
Nervous about unintended changes, remembering the time he and Jimmy played SINtendo with a girl in their building before she moved, Kyle isn’t as sure as Jimmy is, but then Kyle never has been the most assertive guy around. Maybe that’s just what he needs, to stop lounging around in a recliner all day feeling sad about his life and make some changes. So as Jimmy heads down to the basement of the building to try and clean up their storage since the landlord is being a dick about it, Kyle slips on the VR headset and tries out SINtendo Self-Improvement.
Of course, being SINtendo, this revolutionary product may just come with distracting features, options Kyle never would have thought of, and as he is standing in VR, impressed with how realistic it all seems, staring at himself in a full-length mirror contemplating changes, he notices a spinning little icon his curiosity has him checking out.
It seems in addition to adding muscle, enhancing physique, along with other mental improvements, there’s even a gender selection tool, and like any lonely horny guy, Kyle is tempted a bit too much and decides to see what happens when he selects F for Female.
Amazed as he steps back over to the VR mirror, Kyle discovers he makes one ugly girl… but there are a lot of options to improve that, and since Jimmy is messing around down in the storage basement, why not play around, especially since Kyle can feel actual breasts, can feel soft curves, and it’s probably the closest he’s been to an actual girl in far too long.
Losing track of time, Kyle transforms the reflection he sees into the most gorgeous busty redhead, just the kind of babe his buddy Jimmy would go crazy for… but what happens when Jimmy returns to see what his roommate has been messing around with in VR?
Krismas continues with the generous tale of two buddies, one who gave the other the gift of self-improvement… and the other who ended up giving back way more than was expected. It’s no game to find the right gift this year, so why not check out SINtendo?
Next in Krismas…
Those are odd looking cookies…
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