Mistletoe Mayhem by Kris P. Kreme
On the ninth day of Krismas, it’s time to be merry and make lots of mayhem!
When Ty and his foster sons Stan and Steve buy what they think is ordinary mistletoe to earn some kisses, they might just get more than they can handle.
An accidental mix-up has resulted in Mistletoe Mayhem from Trance-tory getting switched in for the regular stuff. And when a woman gets a whiff of the potent scent and glittery dust inside Mistletoe Mayhem, there’s just no turning her off.
Will it be a twisted family holiday like never before or will they all embrace the mayhem and discover new ways of being merry?
Over 9,000 Words of Kreme!
Anna and Ty are a loving young couple who’ve done more for their family than most at their point in life. That’s because their family isn’t technically family, having fostered two sons who otherwise were too old to have ever been adopted out, eighteen year old twins who soon will be heading off to college. For Christmas the boys are even trying out calling them Mom and Dad, but that’s just the sweet kind of kids Stan and Steve are, always thinking of others, and true to their age wanting to impress their girlfriends.
But a trip to the local hardware store to buy up a bunch of Christmas items may just find a little merry mayhem truly screwing up the dynamics of this happy little family.
Ty likes to brag about his wife Anna being the hottest redhead in town, and the truth is, she probably isn’t far from it. He also looks forward to one thing every year, Anna in her special Christmas outfit, although this year Anna really has been debating it, since she feels like it’s more than a bit snug and revealing for boys as old as Stan and Steve. But all in all, there’s not much Ty and Anna don’t agree on, a happy marriage where they are looking forward to having their own kids once the boys are off at college.
The local hardware store has always been a one stop place to find all they could need, and this year Stan and Steve are going with them, hoping to find something that will be the perfect little gifts to give their girlfriends. When the teens stumble upon an employee unloading new stock mentioning they’d like to earn some kisses from their girlfriends, he suggests mistletoe since they just got fresh batches in. And Stan and Steve figure mistletoe might be perfect for their dad to get Mom as well, since their foster parents have instilled great values and more in them.
After pulling Ty away to show him the idea, he’s all for it, and they select some of the only bundles of mistletoe to have little red bows on them, figuring those are the best looking ones, unique. Unfortunately for Ty and the boys, barely after they walk away, an employee is checking, oh the phone with their distributor, concerns that some Trance-tory Mistletoe Mayhem got accidentally mixed in with the regular stuff. Yet none of the signature red bowed mistletoe is there, so this mistake never gets noticed.
Mistletoe Mayhem was a special product for couples, something Trance-tory specifically made for swinging couples, those who like to mix things up. And what no one knows is that one whiff of the pungent scent in that special mistletoe creates a mayhem where partner swapping is the least that can and will happen.
But just what will happen when after a nice meal, Stan and Steve give their girlfriends Phoebe and Madelyn their surprises? What will happen when after putting on her sexy Christmas outfit, Anna is given the mistletoe from Ty?
There’s appreciating a gift, and then there’s downright begging to have sex right then and there, and as Ty and the boys do their best to figure all this out, refusing to give in to quite indecent demands, is there really any hope they won’t ultimately fall prey to Mistletoe Mayhem?
Krismas time brings mistletoe, but this mistletoe brings a hell of a lot more than just a kiss, and everyone might ultimately cum together for a truly happy holidays this year.
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