Happy Krismas! by Kris P. Kreme
On the twelfth day of Krismas, it’s time for one hell of a happy ending.
Jake is bored out of his mind at the most restricting company ever. Working in the tower should have been a dream come true with a sexy young female CEO, the cutest secretary ever greeting him everyday, and so many attractive young women it seems like a man couldn’t help but be happy.
That’s all Jake wishes for, a happy holidays at work as only he can define, and after visiting a familiar author’s website, his wish is granted in ways even he may not be prepared for.
How happy humpy horny and downright freaky can a workplace be? You’ve never seen a Happy Krismas like this before!
Over 14,000 Words of Kreme!
Jake is definitely not having a happy time at his work, and while some would say there are greater worries to have, that he’s lucky to have a job at all, Jake has always just wanted to have a happy workplace. Thanks to a wish come true this Christmas, he may just be redefining what makes a workplace truly happy, and they all could find themselves having a very Happy Krismas!
It all begins one typically dull tedious day in an office tower most commonly referred to as the tower. Jake is standing in line waiting to use the copy room, every other mindless employee bored out of their skulls, waiting and following the ridiculous new procedures of having to present multiple forms of ID just to make copies. It’s all part of the ridiculous changes the youngest female CEO Natalie Bridges has made to the company since taking over.
Only Jake’s buddy and fellow longtime intern Vincent can shake Jake from the near suicidal depression of working for what he calls BOR Corp, a literal bore that leaves one feeling stupid for having worked there. As they chat over the turn of events since their former CEO left and handed over power to his daughter, the admittedly sexy Natalie Bridges, they each realize that despite Binary Organics Registered Corporation having the youngest and most attractive employees, the place is as close to a mindless hell to work in as anyplace could be. And to top it all off, Natalie Bridges has essentially canceled Christmas, banning all seasonal decorations, threatening punishments for dressing Christmassy, and flat out declaring no office Christmas party at all.
But while his somewhat overweight nerdy buddy Vincent latches onto sanity most days with the secret crush he has on the undeniably sexy secretary they each pass every time they enter the tower, Jake is losing what little he can cling to, desperate for something good… something happy to improve his employment.
Natalie Bridges, Emily the secretary, even the definitely hot redheaded Scarlett now working the entrance to the copy room, they all seem like work fantasies come true, but in reality work is work, and there’s no fantasy at all that can change that… or is there?
When Vincent tells Jake to check out a website, mentioning there are hundreds upon hundreds of kinky twisted little tales there, a way to escape into a nice little fantasy and hopefully feel better about the state of work, Jake never imagines that visiting that site drunk one night will change his entire life.
Tossing back a couple of beers, Jake is ready to see what this site offers, tales by an author named Kris, tales to take normal and twist it up into something fun… something happy. But as soon as Jake clicks to enter the webpage, he is surprised by a popup notification announcing that he is the one-millionth visitor to the site, a message from this mysterious Kris himself offering Jake the granting of a single wish as the author’s way of saying thanks.
Clicking past it, thinking nothing of it, Jake gets happily lost in the brightly colorful pages, so different from the dreary dull white walls of the tower, the stories in so many categories just as Vincent promised. And that is when Jake speaks his wish, never suspecting what that wish will unleash. He wishes for work to be happy for the holidays, as happy as only he wants it to be.
When the very next day at work finds Jake quickly feeling as abused and taken advantage of as ever, he finds escape in a break room where his complaints inexplicably result in a woman he only just met doing much more than coming onto him.
As they finish their office interlude, a manager comes in, more angry about them wasting productive work time screwing than anything else… and when Jake again voices a frustration, his words instantly twisted to change that manager into a human blowjob machine, maybe work sucks a bit less than she does.
It’s only after visiting the young CEO that Jake has a smile on his face destined not to fade as his influence in the tower has risen much like his dick. Repaying Vincent for the recommendation that led to a granted reality altering wish, his buddy soon has the sexy secretary Emily just where he always dreamed of having her.
Decorations are springing up, the CEO is redefining the words milking the most out of her own leadership, events like Redhead Thursdays are happening where all redheads become sex toys for everyone else, and a party is planned to finish the month.
But will this truly be a Happy Krismas! like never before? Will there be stumbles along the way with employees bickering, with women having to put their heads together in ways never fantasized about before? Just how will Jake enjoy his newfound wish come true of being the most influential man in the company? And what will his New Year’s Resolution be?
Find out in the epic tale that takes a full month to experience, thousands upon thousands of words to tell, and perhaps all the sanity one office tower has to give as everyone discovers what it really means to be perversely happy.
Krismas concludes with the longest tale ever told to ring in the new year and take one boring company and transform every single sexy employee into the fantasies of every man working there, no matter how freaky those fantasies get.
Wishing all Readers Happy Holidays and the best for 2022!
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