Kreme of the Krop 2020 by Kris P. Kreme
After a somewhat seasonably satisfying delay, during which at least one thing good came out of 2020, the Kreme Keeper is pleased to offer for your insatiably sensitive salivary satisfaction the perfectly aged Kreme of the Krop 2020! And since you had to wait, the charitable chef has dished up extra helpings, meaning even more of the best of the best from a year which felt like a decade.
It has been four years but the wait was worth it for Another Leap Day, with impossible warped wishing that naturally takes things just a bit too far. A mother and daughter find a little shopping to be more than entertaining when they discover the true definition of Liquidation. An independent young woman finds that her wedding day truly does change everything, particularly after being exposed to some alternative confetti called Wedded Bliss. Stan thought life was better than he could wish for having a hot Asian girlfriend like Hoshi… but after finding a weird rock which she somehow activates releasing a somewhat cocky genie, her one wish to be a famous star will have Stan watching just how much fun a genie can have with his once faithful girlfriend. The campus geek, Jacob Bunkle sought to expand the powers of his mind and escape the limitations of time and space, but when the campus jock intervenes in his latest experiment, things go awry and Jacob discovers the limitless perverse powers of Astral Erection. And when a middle aged man just wants to escape being husband and father for a time, to have a little irresponsible fun thanks to SINtendo, his daughter’s sleepover gets in the way in more ways than one.
But before that feast of the finest Kreme from 2020, it’s time for a brand new fresh off the vine virgin Tale from the Kreme.
In a small country town where tech billionaires live, a contest for charity between two heirs to high powered companies will be giving viewers much more than they asked for. Brie Collins is a natural at hula hooping, especially competing against her friend and son of her father’s fiercest rival Reed Stanton. But when Reed’s dad gives Brie’s dad a prototype new performance hoop called the Hooker Hoop to ensure his son doesn’t embarrass him by beating a girl at something like hula hooping, are the motives on the level or is this simply the latest underhanded maneuvering in business to take Ronald Collins down along with his cute daughter? This is one twisted little tale that might just throw readers for a loop, somewhat literally.
***Please Note: If all you want is the new story, download the sample copy at Smashwords for FREE which will get you the story.***
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