What Sin the Cards? by Kris P. Kreme
It’s Sebastian’s birthday, and he’s leaving work to head home to his beautiful wife Bayley. She’s quirky, cute, and creative, but when she gives him Cupid’s Couple Cards, repurposed antique cards from a spiritual shop downtown, he’s less than excited.
The cards are laminated so they can write anything on them, his wife writing things like Dinner Date and Back Rub. When his less than enthusiastic reaction gets Bayley’s friend Libby upset, Sebastian figures his birthday is ruined.
In a rant he erases and rewrites on the cards, obscene crude things, perverse activities and phrases… but what happens when one of the cards touches Bayley, his wife immediately complying with what is written?
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Sebastian has a tough job, physically exhausting and often unappreciated, but the one day of the year he almost always looks forward to has arrived, his birthday, and this year after a teasing text during work from his beautiful wife Bayley he is especially hoping for some birthday sex.
The truth is that four years into their marriage, they are no longer all over each other whenever they are together, and it would be a nice change of pace to give their old mattress a workout again. Of course considering how worn and groaning the mattress is, maybe a new mattress and some birthday sex would be the ultimate birthday surprise.
Bayley did say she has a very big surprise for his birthday, and a mattress would be big. So naturally after a hot hard day on the job, Sebastian can’t wait to get home to her, hoping to soon be testing new springs on a new mattress that night. Unfortunately when he pulls into the driveway he can already tell from the familiar car parked at the curb that one unpleasant surprise definitely awaits him in the form of Bayley’s friend Libby, a total bitch who packs more attitude than anyone should have in a woman her petite size.
Libby and Sebastian have never gotten along, Libby having no use for guys in general it seems, probably because most of the ones she’s been with quickly realized what a bitch she was and ran off to greener pastures. With Libby there when he walks in, his birthday is already seeming a little less happy, but things go downhill when Bayley cheerfully gives him what she considers a big birthday surprise.
It definitely isn’t great sex or a brand-new mattress… it’s a gift in the form of some antique cards called Cupid’s Couple Cards. As she explains they were purchased at a spiritual shop where Libby frequents, and at one time the repurposed cards were used for some forgotten purpose. But now they have been cleaned and laminated so one person can write activities and stuff on them with an erasable marker. Bayley was always quirky and creative, so Sebastian supposes he shouldn’t be all that surprised she thought this was a big gift… cards they can shuffle and then choose from to do things as a couple. He isn’t liking the surprise though, especially after looking through what she has already written on them, all sorts of little phrases like Dinner Date, Back Rub, Snuggle Time, and generally the last interests a guy would have on his birthday.
When Libby, being the bitch she is, pushes Sebastian for not overly exaggerating his excitement at getting lame couple cards from his wife, he admittedly reacts poorly, lashing out at her. But a long day and stress and now this disappointment has worn his patience thin. Still, calling the cards lame has Libby losing what little cool she has, ranting and berating him, then storming off like a pouty child, Bayley running after her friend.
Watching his wife run after Libby, Sebastian realizes his birthday hopes are quite likely dashed so in his own form of a tantrum he grabs the cards and erases what his wife wrote on them, scribbling in new especially crude and impulsive themes. He has a little fun fantasizing and releasing some seriously pent up frustrations as he scribbles things like Gut Busting BJ, Tapping the Tits, Horny Whore, Durably Doable, and Threesome Fuck. After the day he has had, he almost can’t wait to see Bayley’s face when she sees the cards. At the very least, it’s cathartic to just release some frustrations.
When Bayley comes back inside, she is disappointed, lecturing him about being nicer to her friend, saying that Libby was very upset and didn’t feel like staying but she persuaded her to join them for dinner the next day. Bayley would like Sebastian to treat her more respectfully and try not to be mean. In perhaps a final straw moment of frustration though, Sebastian rants that it’s his birthday and instead of Bayley mouthing off about her bitchy friend, she should put her mouth to better use. But when he grabs the card he wrote Gut Busting BJ on and throws it at Bayley standing there stunned at his words, the last thing he ever expects is for her to seem genuinely shocked by visible static when the card touches her.
Blinking, she curls her lips rather seductively, looks at the card, reading it, and grins even more, stepping up to him and dropping to her knees. And as frustrated about his birthday as Sebastian was, he definitely isn’t failing to see how hot his wife seems licking her lips as she sits on her knees, unzipping his jeans. But if he thought seeing his wife go from angry to horny and on her knees before him was the biggest surprise of the night, Sebastian is in for something bigger at the end of that spontaneous oral obsession… the words on that card coming true.
When she goes to work off the excess weight in their home gym, by bedtime he has almost convinced himself it was his imagination. So testing another card, he touches her in her sleep with Tapping the Tits, and is instantly rewarded with massive growth and a milky midnight snack to enjoy.
When Bayley wakes the following day, she is shocked, but just like before, the shock wears off rather quickly, and Sebastian starts to realize that each card changing some aspect of his wife, leaves certain lasting effects, bending and warping everything from her mind to her body in very enjoyable ways. The only question is, will he be able to restrain himself from using every last one of those twisted cards he wrote in an impulsive moment of frustration?
One thing is certain, Sebastian is getting every wish he could have had on an otherwise frustrating birthday, and seeing his beautiful wife Bayley in even more beautifully twisted perverse ways. Will his wife live up to every fantasy he had and even a few he never knew he had? Will her bitchy friend Libby get her just desserts for always being bitchy? And will they all get along much better, all thanks to What Sin the Cards?
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