Have you been good little Kreme readers all year and want a special treat from Santa? No? You’ve been super naughty. Oh well… then you’re going to just have to get EXTRA gifts under the tree this year! That’s right, for the first time EVER, the 12 Days of Krismas doesn’t stop at just 12!
Look for brand new Kollections, even with BRAND NEW tales in those Kollections. Special gifts are in store for readers all month long, including (but definitely not limited to) the yearly 12 Days of Krismas, a dozen brand new twisted seasonal adventures. Look for double the dose of SIN with not one but two SINtendo specials. Have a Konversation with Santa. Drain more than the budget with a brand new Brain Drain. See what happens when the All I Want series travels into the distant future with a Kreme Kosmos tale of wishing gone wrong. And of course the Naughty Elves are back… but have they met their match this year?
The holidays may come with many stresses, but none can compare to the stresses of mind-altering dirty laundry, otherworldly cameras showing glimpses of alternate realities, gifts gone wrong in so many very right ways, kinky hair dye, glass ornaments that leave those hanging them broken, carol singing choirs bringing the devil out in one angel, gifts that redefine giving until it hurts. There’s swelling swollen inhibitions stolen inflated created mindlessly mated outer space in your face merry madness for everyone this Krismas! Let’s just hope you don’t get buried under all the presents cumming your way this year.
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