It takes talent to be an ass with June

Jacked by Kris P. Kreme

Jacked by Kris P. Kreme

Jack has been the antagonizing kidder of the group seven other times this month, but finally on a night where June certainly seems all giddy and worked up about her own issues, Jack will finally take the stage and share with the only remaining support group member what brought him to these regular meetings.

His wife Michelle is a seriously sex-obsessed woman, a few years younger and constantly horny. While that might not bother some men, he’s just too exhausted and worn down some days to even entertain her appetite.

But after his spirit animal is revealed to be the donkey, will Jack give his wife the stuffing she always wanted and more?

 

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Jack arrives early enough to wait against his classic sports car in the downtown parking lot of the old church. He still isn’t entirely sure why he keeps coming to these meetings, the month having gotten progressively stranger, their attractive hostess definitely a stranger kind of woman. But if Jack thinks his own trouble with women has been all kinds of crazy, he has no idea what he’s in for tonight.

June O is her usual beyond flirty self when she arrives, suggesting Jack wanted to watch her walk in, ogle the goods. But Jack has enough of a woman like June at home in his marriage.

When the only other person arrives, the woman from the week before concerned about the animal escape, Jack and she are quietly talking about how out of it June seems lately, more focused on her apparently soon upcoming cosmetic surgery than the meetings. But when Jack suggests that maybe Finley isn’t returning because whatever spirit animal stuff she read freaked her out, June is quick to interject that Finley got just what she wanted… and in fact asked June to give her home address to Jack.

Confused, assuming June has to be kidding based on the simple fact Finley was barely over the age of eighteen and seemed to hate him in what little way a effervescent sweet girl could possibly do such a thing, Jack is starting to wonder if all women around him are just off the wall.

Going through her little mantra, it’s very clear to both remaining members of this odd little support group that June is definitely amped up and quirky as ever tonight. But tonight is Jack’s night to finally take the podium, to share with just June and the one other woman why he joined this bizarre experiment in support. And as with June O, he has dealt with forceful women before. In fact it’s the main reason he returns each meeting, to get some time away from the somewhat crazed aggressive wife he married.

Speaking about his troubles, his wife Michelle, Jack mentions that she is a few years younger and far more sex-obsessed than any woman he ever knew. She wants sex morning, noon, and night, and while his friends have chuckled and expressed jealousy at such a problem, Jack is really getting to the point where any escape from her is a dream.

Not only is it a problem that often he is just too tired from work to be up for her amorous intentions when he gets home, but Michelle can get downright mean when he turns her down. Where most wives might have a pet name for their husband, Michelle’s is more of an insulting play on his name, calling him Jackass. While Jack knows based on his attempts at levity and humor during these support meetings that he’s fully guilty of the occasional jackass attitude, it’s not exactly good for his ego in his marriage to constantly be berated, called names, suggested he’s some limp dick who can’t satisfy his horny wife.

Michelle isn’t even interested in kids or a family, she just wants sex, like little more than a toy that desires pleasure all day and night and that is all she expects from Jack.

After his confession, June is offering her own brand of sympathy, suggesting that once his spirit animal works wonders on his psyche, everything will be improved. But as Jack points out, unless the spirit animal holds Michelle down so he can just watch a damn game or the news or anything unrelated to sex, he can’t imagine how it will make any difference.

At the end of their hour, tolerating the giddy perverse mess June seems to be, Jack receives his folded up page, the spirit animal tale written just for him based on his troubles. But Jack is barely through the door at home before Michelle is predictably jumping him, talking dirty, trying to coax him into more than a little kinky sex play. But as soon as he politely declines, wiped from his day, stressed from the confessions he made at his meeting, Michelle is as predictably calling him a jackass and insulting him, leaving him on his own for the night.

A couple of beers later, Jack is on the couch ready to read the ridiculous spirit animal nonsense all those meetings have been leading up to, and his is quite the doozy.

As he reads, his spirit animal is the donkey, a stubborn beast of burden that possesses a strength and stamina rarely known, carrying and depositing heavy loads where needed. But when he gets to the little story about Jack the donkey, Jack is almost fully convinced that June wrote it herself the way she was acting.

According to that little story, Jack the donkey is most proud of his freakishly huge donkey dick, one capable of leaving a woman little more than a bloated sex toy. Laughing, drunkenly amused, Jack is spending the night on the couch, anything to avoid his angry horny wife, but his dreams are of more than a few women he’s recently encountered, all of them sexual.

Upon waking, Jack realizes beer only masked the problems he really does need to get a handle on, especially with Michelle. But reaching down to give his balls their morning scratch… something is very wrong. They are much bigger than they should be, and to say his manhood looks more than a bit beast of burden is an understatement.

Joking as always he figures he has a whole new set of problems, some demon possessing him apparently, but it’s no joke when he happens to stand and brush his enhancement against one arm, the pleasure almost too much to handle just from such a light brushing touch. And that is when the depths of desire his spirit animal has woken in him are revealed… Jack heading off to wake Michelle up with exactly what she always wanted, and more.

But just what will happen once his wife gets everything she may have fantasized about getting and more? Can her sexy petite body possibly handle what Jack has to eagerly give her again and again? Or will Michelle fill up and out, and truly become the living sex doll she always behaved like?

June O June offers all sorts of solutions to every trouble you can imagine, but sometimes the answer to the problem is just Jacked.

 

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