GI Genie by Kris P. Kreme
Mack Sage is an honorably discharged army hero, but one who wishes for more action back home. He’s never been a lady’s man, but an old lamp he found in a cave on reconnaissance in the middle-east is about to change all that.
Or it will when his stoner buddy Asher brings it home from the airport where it was crated and shipped. When Asher shows up having hotboxed the entire drive, will Mack discover no amount of planning and preparation can predict the wish-granting mayhem of a stoned genie?
Making his carefully worded wishes, to look sexier, have a flawless body, to be irresistible to the opposite sex, Mack is soon Mackenzie, the sexiest woman ever, irresistible to even Asher.
Mack is a disciplined, meticulously planning sort of guy. The military instilled every quality a real man could ever ask for. Unfortunately it didn’t guarantee an active social life or popularity with women. But Mack finally has an answer for all that and today is the day he finally gets his wishes.
At least that is if his stoner buddy Asher doesn’t somehow mess everything up.
Honorably discharged for heroic combat from the army, Mack lives a quiet life now on his small plot of private land away from any neighbors. But what the somewhat chunky, bald, middle-aged man really wanted even the army couldn’t give. Hopefully his extensive research into the Arabic translations he found on an old lamp while on a reconnaissance mission in the middle-east will prove both accurate and the solution to everything that went wrong in his life.
Mack’s buddies in the army used to tease him for keeping the old lamp he found in a cave so closely guarded. But then they also sometimes teased him about his full name Mackenzie being a chick name. The army made a man tough plenty of things out, but he’d held that old lamp close and today is finally the day it got released and sent to the local airport, crated and ready to finally be put to good use.
Asher was always the opposite of Mack growing up, no discipline at all, a hapless stoner for life, but the guy was his best friend and only one he’d trust to go pick up that crate. How could he ever know the consequences of Asher hotboxing in his car the entire drive from the airport, the genie he finally awakens in the lamp absolutely stoned?
Still, genies grant wishes and as long as the wishes are very carefully planned out and worded, nothing can go wrong… or can they?
Mack never wanted nor planned to be greedy with his wishes. He simply wanted long thick luxurious hair again, a body so sexy and arousing, flawless in every way, and of course to be absolutely irresistible to the opposite sex, never having to ask for sex again.
But when changes start happening, it soon becomes clear the stoned genie screwed everything up… in quite the obvious ways. Mack may have had a somewhat girly name but never did he have the body she ends up having. And while Mack is perfectly content to take a little time and enjoy the orgasmic touches such a luscious flawless female body provides so effortlessly… has Mackenzie forgotten about that third wish?
Just what will happen when stoner buddy Asher comes in from blazing in the backyard hammock, only to find the hottest woman he ever saw quite instantly sobering him up? Can Mackenzie convince him she is really his best bud, and has no interest in the perverse desires Asher so openly admits? Will the stoned genie be able to reverse things or is it Asher’s turn to make three wishes of his own… wishes that given his enamored interests may just turn a once thoroughly trained army man into a quite happily fucked and stuffed army slut?
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