Bibbidi Bobbidi BOOB by Kris P. Kreme
Sadie hates the tradition of performing an act for her family’s yearly reunion. But this is the last year she plans to be there, eighteen with college in sight.
Unfortunately her plans for a flawless magic act, complete with costume have already gone wrong as they sent her a magician’s assistant costume, and she has no wand. After trying to find a wand at a nearby pawn shop, a quirky little man dressed as a leprechaun offers her just what she needs.
But is there more danger to the supposed claims of this wand being a genuine fairy godmother wand than Sadie could ever be prepared for?
Witness mind-altering magic as she first erases her own humanity, and then her own existence!
Hot Shots gets down and dirty with fairy tale freaky fun when a certain mischievous Irish character just can’t resist spicing up a redheaded teen’s magic act for the family she may soon no longer have.
Sadie has never enjoyed what became known as the yearly family reunions in the park. Her family isn’t all that big anyway, just her and her parents, her uncle and his two sons, the most annoying cousins a girl could ever have asked for. But for as many years as she can remember having it, there has always been one tradition that was truly dumb.
Everyone has to perform a little act, like some cheesy talent competition, and the one with the biggest applause or cheers from the others wins and gets to apparently lord it over the rest until next year.
Sadie has never won, not once, and she’s only been teased about every attempt she made at coming up with something fun or talented to perform or try. This year is her last year before finally escaping to as far a college as she can, eighteen and ready to bid a not so fond farewell to stupid yearly family traditions.
Unfortunately the day is not going so well for her so far after the costume she ordered got mixed up and instead of a magician’s outfit, she was sent what they claim is a magician’s lovely assistant outfit. So while the red silly dress may actually look good on her, she isn’t enjoying the teasing it causes from her stupid cousins, guessing whether she was going to tap dance or strip on a pole for her performance.
The one criticism all the others have, cousins and uncle included, is that a magician needs a wand. And after hearing that more than once, she is determined to find a stupid wand if it means her act can go that much better.
But when the pawn shop across from the park has nothing in the way of magic wands, Sadie is about to give up. And that is when a truly bizarre little rhyming man dressed as a leprechaun appears with an offer she may should have immediately refused.
Having overheard what she wanted from the pawn shop nearby, Lenny the Leprechaun presents with a rhyming dancing flare just what she needs… a real magic wand, an actual fairy godmother wand he says.
Claiming that all one has to do to perform real magic is make what they say rhyme while waving it, Lenny doesn’t have to try to convince Sadie to take it, especially for free. But even if she obviously does not believe in real magic, Sadie may have been better off never touching the dangers of a fairy wand… since Lenny knows that fairy magic can be quite unwieldy when performed by mere mortals like her, no matter how cute they are.
When Sadie goes to put her all into a magic act performance, even she is amazed as her rhyme about the park pavilion decorations somehow actually works and makes all new additional decorations appear around everyone, much to the family’s amazement.
But when she tries to make a simple balloon appear, somehow, some twisted warped real magic sort of way… one of her own breasts turns into a balloon and inflates freakishly big and horribly empty on her chest.
She isn’t sure which is worse, that her family thinks it hilarious, an obvious part of the whole performance, or that she can’t figure out how to undo what has already been done, her attempted rhyme about a matching pair simply inflating her other balloon breast.
Will Sadie be able to find the right rhyme that somehow restores her the way she once was? Or will her continued use of the obviously tricky wand only erase her very humanity as every family member becomes a complete stranger at the park for very different, more depraved reasons?
Lenny the Leprechaun can always be found, and where that takes place, trouble abounds. He’s not on a stage, nor found on the tube, but Hot Shots are here, so Bibbidy Bobbidi BOOB!
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