Bitch’n about the Wives by Kris P. Kreme
Adam and Jake are buddies with hot wives, but having hot wives doesn’t mean life is perfect. Escaping everyday stresses, renting a lodge on Mars Mountain for just the four of them, they may just discover that everything imagined can and will come true in only the most depraved way.
Adam has played a prank on his wife, paying the cab bringing her to join them to drop her at the end of a two mile paved mountain path. And as he waits with Jake, watching out the second-floor windows of the lodge, his increasingly perverted imaginings of all the crazy fates that could befall her on that unexpected walk will change everything.
A new path, a new mountain, same serious insanity!
For many a nice private retreat to an old lodge located near the top of a rustic mountain location might seem like the perfect way of escaping stress, but there’s more to it for Adam. He and his wife Emily are joining best buddy Jake and his wife Lucy at a private mountain lodge during the heat of summer to escape and enjoy the solitude… but Adam has planned a little prank on his frigidly uptight wife Emily. And for all of them, that prank may take on a twisted supernatural life of its own.
Mars Mountain is a remote location, seldom traveled, but supposedly the home of some mysteriously storied Hot Springs. And while summer is certainly not the time to be looking for Hot Springs, Jake’s wife Lucy has gone wandering off in search of them when Jake stumbles upon Adam peering out the second-floor lodge windows laughing and watching, waiting to see how ticked off his wife Emily is at the joke he played on her.
Emily is notoriously picky, privileged, and pretty much a princess. So Adam paid her cab driver bringing her to join them, instructing him to leave her at the very end of a two mile winding mountain road leading up to the lodge. He just knows she will be pulling her rolling luggage and absolutely pissed about being left to walk that distance alone in her likely ridiculously perfect dress and heels she insists on wearing.
Unfortunately for Jake, if Emily gets pissed which he just knows she will, that means his wife Lucy is destined to be just as pissed. And while he commiserates with his buddy Adam on how controlling the wife can be, sometimes Adam’s schemes just backfire.
But as the two of them wait and watch, expecting the angry Emily to be walking up any moment now, they might just end up doing a whole lot more damage by Bitch’n about the Wives. That’s because Mars Mountain famously has hosted what locals called the Hot Springs Horror, the springs reportedly unleashing desires in rather insanely crazed ways… and Mars Mountain also happens to be connected to the next mountain over… Mount Madness.
As Jake and Adam chat while waiting to see just what angry intense eyes Emily has when she arrives, they bring up the unusual man Otto, the one that arranged their stay in this old restored lodge. And it seems Otto had some stories to tell, one about the springs, but another about an old native path on Mount Madness, one that similar to the legend of the springs unleashed pent-up desires and rewrote the very lives of any who walked it.
But can the imaginative perverse complaints and ramblings of two men about their wives possibly transform the very reality around those wives as they talk? Poor Emily is about to find that out, and Lucy may not be far behind.
It’s no surprise Adam would have married and put up with a woman like Emily. She’s a blonde bombshell of a girl, and while her physical attributes might be the best feature about her, features can and will change as Adam confesses the twisted perverse things he has been imagining happening to his prissy princess wife on her walk up the road to the lodge.
Whether it’s a group of freakish inbred mutant hillbillies attacking his wife and slapping her silly, doing some kinky damage to her flawless body, or every animal on the mountain getting good and horny for her, Adam’s imagination knows no limits… but could the things he and Jake so innocently imagine and share over chuckles actually be somehow coming true as Emily finds herself angry and annoyed, walking along, dragging her luggage behind her up the paved mountain road?
There may be an all-new extension of the Path-illogical madness that truly puts the hot in hot springs this summer, and Hot Shots will give readers the serious consequences that happen after Bitch’n about the Wives.
Coming next… Better be careful…
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