SINtendo OFF Balance by Kris P. Kreme
Van has a good life living with his cute if clumsy girlfriend Camila. His sexy Mexican jumping bean as he calls her has a tendency to fall rather than jump, and it’s really starting to bother her.
So when Van suggests she look on the gaming network his system has, browse the countless uploaded free games for an exercise one or balance game, Camila does just that while he runs errands.
But the game she finds SINtendo OFF Balance may have her falling on the floor for entirely different reasons, with less and less inhibited or intelligent thoughts in mind and ready to give him quite the welcome home when he returns.
Van loves his girlfriend Camila, or as he teasingly calls her his sexy little Mexican jumping bean. Like he tells his buddies, it’s absolutely not racist if she really is Mexican, and Camila is nothing but the sweetest, if more than a bit clumsy.
While she’s waiting on a package to arrive at their apartment, Van is lounging on the couch watching TV, plotting ways of somehow asking her for sex before the day is over. After a doorbell on TV confuses Camila and she runs out intending to get the package delivery, it’s a familiar KERFLUNK sound as she trips over her own feet and falls boobs first onto the carpet amusingly in front of Van.
Joking about a cute girl falling for him, Camila is kidding right back about breaking a boob. And when she finds out the doorbell was on TV, she’s only rolling her eyes. While Van’s plans of sex may be out the window since it’s a no-contact day according to Camila, her real concerns are the constant balance issues she is having.
On his way out the door to run errands, Van suggests Camila try his gaming network, tons of free games, one of them sure to be about practicing and maintaining better balance. Figuring it can’t hurt, a free exercise game sure to at least offer a little help, Camila is soon using Van’s game controller to browse seemingly endless options of free games online to play.
But when one of them seems perfect, a game called OFF Balance, promoting body improvement through isometric balancing exercises, has Camila just fallen right into a SINtendo game that comes with serious consequences?
The game even has a warning about known issues, and was uploaded to the network by user Kevin6969, but Camila still feels like it looks the most closely related to balance exercises and she’s willing to try anything if it prevents falling like a klutz all the time.
Beginning the game a voice guides her through the isometric poses she needs to maintain, a figure on the TV demonstrating the pose, and it seems simple enough, the first pose standing with her right foot six inches off the floor.
But when the inevitable KERFLUNK happens and Camila is on the floor again, will she be able to handle what the game calls a punishment for not maintaining the pose… her self-control and inhibitions permanently damaged?
As Camila gets right back up, moving on to the next pose, her mind might be wandering a bit more, less controlled thoughts, definitely less inhibited ones, as she is debating her no-contact rule for the day, and thinking of Van doesn’t help her balance any as KERFLUNK, she’s on the floor again, this time the game supposedly decreasing her intelligence by twenty-five percent.
Will clumsy Camila be able to balance at all? Will her mind get less and less focused on exercise and more and more depraved and dumbed down? And just what kind of girlfriend will Van come home to?
Find out as SINtendo September continues, but not yet ends… with a silly little fitness freakout called SINtendo OFF Balance.
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