Pumpkin Ed by Kris P. Kreme
In the dismally dark and spooky place called Razorback Holler, outside their small Appalachian mountain town, longtime friends Sam and Alysa are about awaken an unknown evil… and it may soon awaken new fates in them for doing so.
Little brother of notorious vengeance demon Pumpkinhead, Pumpkin Ed is far less lethal, but maybe death would be preferable to the twisted kinky fates he gives out.
Bitchy Alysa is jealous of all the warm receptions new girl in school Katelyn has been getting. But in plotting revenge upon Katelyn, will Alysa be costing herself and Sam more than their minds and bodies can handle?
HallowKreme begins with a brand new beast, in more ways than one.
Is that a chill in the air or is it just hot somewhere else? HallowKreme begins with a brand new beast in so many ways. In the remote mountains near a small Appalachian town, generations have feared and respected but seldom spoken about a vengeance demon known only as Pumpkinhead. They say that one seeking vengeance merely has to go into a dismally dark place called Razorback Holler and dig up his body from an old pumpkin patch. What most don’t know is that there exists a less violent, yet possibly even more severe way of seeking vengeful acts against those who one feels has wronged them… and that way is through Pumpkinhead’s little brother.
Pumpkinhead will kill folks dead, but if you’re not so cruel,
call little brother, Pumpkin Ed, he’s really quite a fool.
But be you wary of his work, he knows no limitations.
Pumpkin Ed will plant the seeds of most perverse creations.
His vengeance cannot be escaped, a lusty laugh or two.
Pumpkin Ed is dumb as rocks, but soon you will be too!
On a chilly day with nothing else to do, Sam finds himself wandering the remote wilderness with busty, blonde, and notoriously bitchy Alysa. She’s universally been the prettiest girl in school, but ever since the angelically sweet and virtuous Katelyn arrived, Alysa has been jealous of the receptions the perky brunette has gotten all over town.
What Sam doesn’t know and is about to find out, is that Alysa’s envious hatred has reached a point where she has sought out a way to seek ultimate and quite permanent revenge on innocent Katelyn, in ways all three of them may never recover from.
Realizing they are heading straight for the darkest, most frightening valley in the surrounding wooded mountainside… a place called Razorback Holler, Sam hesitates and starts asking questions, and that is when Alysa admits that she is finally going to put Katelyn in her place, by digging up a vengeance demon to do her bidding… but not the vengeance demon he first assumes.
No, Alysa doesn’t want to kill poor Katelyn. She intends to make her suffer in only the kinkiest most extreme ways, plotting to have every man who sees and always smiles at Katelyn, become uncontrollably horny and eager to defile the poor girl. And in order to have that fate put upon Katelyn, Alysa plans to dig up Pumpkinhead’s freaky little brother, Pumpkin Ed.
When Katelyn waves from a distant side of the ravine, Sam figures his friend Alysa’s evil plot out. She has invited the clueless newcomer to their remote Appalachian town out under the guise of showing her a remote place where huge pumpkins grow and are free to take and carve or donate to local children’s homes. It’s a truly bitchy manipulative plot, even for Alysa. But then even to her best friend Sam, Alysa can be a bitch, teasing the boy like so many do with the name horse face, his long face and buck teeth giving him the nickname.
Sam doesn’t care what Alysa says, and even if this Pumpkin Ed isn’t as bad as big brother, he points out that there is always a price… and unfortunately there may already be no way of avoiding the price of jealous vengeance coming their way.
Meeting up with the always sweet and trusting Katelyn, they are moving further into the spooky Razorback Holler. Along the way is spotted a local pack of roaming dogs, naturally Katelyn thinks are the most adorable things ever. Everyone in town is familiar with the dogs, even Alysa having given them names like Blackie, Brownie, and Patches, but her playing cutesy conversationally with Katelyn is merely ensuring that the girl goes along and ultimately gets what is coming to her. But will Alysa and Sam even suspect or see what is ultimately coming to them?
Finding the spot, near the old pumpkin patch, Katelyn is excitedly finding giant pumpkin after pumpkin, as Sam somewhat reluctantly helps Alysa dig up what is reportedly one of Pumpkin Ed’s lost eyes, a big glowing orb that supposedly offers the handler the ability to call forth the vengeance demon enslaving them to whatever evil intent they plan. Lifting the glowing sphere, clueless Katelyn so focused in the distance on all the pumpkins, Alysa casts her vengeful request and upon a swirling fierce breeze that tears through Razorback Holler… Pumpkin Ed arrives, taking back his lost eye and using it to do as Alysa asks.
Speaking in stretched out deep menacing words, Pumpkin Ed grants the request as asked, but also tells both Sam and Alysa to choose their fate… payment for his evil services. Arguing before the freakishly big and menacing demon with the warped skullish head of a pumpkin, little do Sam and Alysa realize their very words will be used against them in ways their minds and bodies may be unable to handle. His calling her a bitch, her calling him horse face… Pumpkin Ed will be creatively twisting their very reality before they know it and that is the price they pay for poor Katelyn who tries somewhat unsuccessfully to run away after seeing the horrific thing seemingly attacking all of them.
Will Alysa truly become the bitch she always was, and make more than friends with her named wild pack of roaming dogs in the creepy forests outside their Appalachian town? Will Sam find out what being a true horse face is really like, along with perhaps unexpected benefits of having horse features elsewhere? And will poor Katelyn truly be loved by every man she sees, every thing she sees, no matter if she wants such intense love or not?
Find out as HallowKreme begins with a brand new scream, a brand new beast, the beginning of a whole new HallowKreme theme.
The next treat is… ghostly…
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