Merry Melons by Kris P. Kreme
Tamara and Tim are hosting a small Christmas party for their closest friends.
Unfortunately for Isla, Tamara’s closest girlfriend, Joey happens to be included for this party. Joey is a college friend of Tim’s, single and a bit gawking at Isla’s big boobs.
But Tamara has a well-thought out plan for him too, having invited Madison, an intern from work. If anything snaps Joey out of his creepy staring, it should be the beautifully busty if a bit crazy smiling Madison.
Though when Madison shows up with supposedly seedless Merry Melons, the party may take a truly Trance-tory-twisted turn as all the girls’ melons start getting more attention than they can handle.
Twenty-somethings Tamara and Tim are the only among their friends to take the plunge into married life, and the beautiful perky Tamara with her long black hair is always eager to think up hosting ideas for their home together. But after an intimate Christmas party with just a small number of their closest friends this year, Tamara may have other things on her mind.
Even though the party is in full swing, festive colors, pretty decorations, and the requested Bublé holiday music playing specifically for fangirl Isla, Isla’s boyfriend Seth has already told Tim that Isla is ready to leave.
And the reason the busty blonde Isla is this close to dragging Seth out of Tamara’s Christmas party has nothing to do with Tamara or Tim. It has everything to do with the other guest there… Joey, Tim’s college friend who has always creeped Isla out. Mostly the single Joey just tends to stare a bit, and it isn’t like Isla didn’t dress in a way to attract attention, her large breasts and visible cleavage.
But even though Seth has told Tim how bothered Isla already is, Tamara has a plan, even though it might be a plan few of the others are wild about. She has invited one last special guest, a woman for Joey to meet and hopefully hit it off with. It will keep Joey occupied and less annoying to Isla, but the girl Tamara thought he’d hit it off with is an intern from work that even her usually calm husband has a rather vile reaction to.
As he puts it, you can’t fix creepy with crazy, and Madison in his opinion is a little bit crazy. None of their friends are wild about Madison, an admittedly beautiful girl with as big a breasts as Isla and strawberry blonde hair. Madison, though, is a bit of a health nut, and always has a creepy big grin on her face.
Still, even though the others aren’t wild about Madison, as Seth points out, Joey has always been a boob man, so Isla’s problems should be over once Madison arrives.
But wondering why Madison hasn’t arrived is just the tip of an iceberg neither Tamara, nor any of her guests and husband will be able to avoid. That’s because Tamara asked everyone to bring snacks and Madison has been freaking out at the local grocery store, desperate to find the perfect treats she can bring.
Madison has always overthought everything, especially now that someone from the office she interns at actually knew her name and invited her somewhere social. She knows she needs to show up with a festive but healthy snack for everyone… but so far she hasn’t seen anything that strikes her right.
And just when she is close to giving up, knowing she is late and needs to be getting to Tamara’s party, Madison spots a man wearing a safety mask pushing a cart past seemingly loaded with little watermelons.
When Tamara looks closer she sees that impressively the watermelons have little holiday wreath patterns all over them… somehow the pattern part of the actual watermelon shell. It’s the perfect healthy snack she thinks, and the man unloading the cart just says they are Christmas promotional items called Merry Melons.
Interested in more, Madison is told they are called Seedless Merry Melons and come from a local farm outside of town called Trance-tory Farms. Once again, Madison has her typical bordering-crazy grin as she realizes these are perfect… seedless melons, something everyone can enjoy and she just knows no one else will have brought them.
But how could Madison ever know mere moments after she has quickly bought several of the Merry Melons, that the store manager quickly found the man unloading the cart, stopping him immediately? How could Madison know that the store got a call about the Merry Melons, that they aren’t in fact seedless… and there’s something dangerous about the seeds?
At Tamara’s party, Madison walks in with her crazy grin, proudly announcing that she brought melons, something Seth can’t resist nearly spitting out his punch to agree with, the tight strapless pink dress Madison wears showing off even more of her breasts than Seth’s girlfriend Isla.
Quickly steering Madison over to introduce her to Joey, Tamara instructs her husband to grab a knife and start serving the Merry Melons. The friendly hostess could never imagine what one bite of those juicy Merry Melons will do to everyone at her party.
Seth and Tim are quickly noticing as they slice the melons and look at them on their plates, these definitely are not seedless melons. But Isla has already taken a bite and is giving Madison a run for her money in the crazy smile department, quickly shoving a slice into Seth’s mouth, talking about how incredibly good they are. Soon Tim is eagerly enjoying his, and shoving one into Tamara’s face as well, all of them truly salivating at the clearly-not seedless melons.
But when crazed appetites for the Merry Melons turn into a fascination with ALL melons, Seth is soon grabbing one of Madison’s big breasts, palming it and squeezing, talking about how those melons are definitely seedless. And amidst the spreading craziness, all the women are realizing that their melons are seedless… and there is only one way to fix that little problem.
Just how extreme are the cravings a nice set of melons from Trance-tory Farms can cause? Just how extreme will the cravings cause Tamara’s party guests to behave? And will any of their melons ever be seedless again? Find out as the 12 Days of Krismas gets this party started right!
Coming Next… Sometimes gifts at Krismas get bent…
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