ExaggerATE by Kris P. Kreme
Sophia tolerates Lester’s ridiculous exaggerations and stories. But after a night where he once again found himself on the couch, she is curious what he could possibly be baking so early in the morning.
With ridiculous claims about how sleeping on the couch can cause Shrunken Scrotum Disease, and cookies naturally counter that disease, Sophia is already rolling her eyes. But when she goes to take one of the cookies and he stops her, insisting cookies can essentially turn girls into busty brainless sluts, Sophia has had enough.
Grabbing the entire plate, she is going to make him watch her eat his precious cookies… but could there be a truth behind the exaggerations this time?
Sophia has always known she can’t be too choosy about boyfriends in a small town like the one she lives in, but Lester has proven to really test her patience and tolerance with all his exaggerated lies.
Could one of those exaggerations somehow hide a life-altering truth that will forever change a sweet intelligent girl like Sophia?
On a frustrating morning after Lester came home late again, this time making up such an outlandishly unbelievable excuse that yet again he spent the night on the couch, Sophia is already annoyed. But when she smells the distinct scent of baking in the kitchen, she has to see what Lester is up to.
As it turns out, her older boyfriend Lester is for some reason baking cookies. And when Sophia enters the kitchen to find out why, she is as usual treated to another endless rambling of falsehoods and exaggerations.
After complaining about the couch and trying to convince her that studies have proven men who sleep on the couch are at risk of something called Shrunken Scrotum Disease, Lester is pushing Sophia past her tolerance for the guy she calls lying Lester. It’s as though he can’t seem to tell his weird fiction from reality, still insisting he never lied about the last job he lost, that the job was in fact causing his hair follicles to get smaller because working in a place with lots of paper products causes hair to get jealous of the fibers in the paper.
But when Lester tries to explain why he is baking cookies so early in the morning, his exaggerations get truly silly. He claims that he read online about how cookies can counter the effects of Shrunken Scrotum Disease, caused by his sleeping on the couch so much lately, and if he suffers much longer she won’t have a virile studly boyfriend anymore, making her madder, resulting in his sleeping on the couch only more, so the cookies are the only solution. He also repeats his assertions that he was late getting home the night before because space aliens kept him from reaching his keys to start the engine properly, but that won’t be a problem anymore because he is wearing his socks on the opposite feet now.
In general, Sophia may have at one time found his cute silly exaggerations quirky and fun, but all of it is just getting ridiculous now, and the last straw is when she tries to reach for one of the cookies he has finally gotten out of the oven and placed on a plate.
Lester snaps at her and says she can’t have the cookies because cookies can cause all kinds of perverse sexual side effects in a girl like her. Rambling on about how cookies feed the pleasure center of the female brain and eating too many will cause it to become overcharged and the girl a mindless horny slut, Sophia has had enough with the exaggerations.
Grabbing the plate of cookies, Sophia is going to prove Lester’s exaggerations are just that, while taking his precious morning snack away from him. And so she starts eating all his cookies, the taste definitely more tolerable than his lies.
But could there somehow be truth behind the crazy exaggerations this time? Could Lester sitting there watching be correct in his claims that he can already see her tits getting bigger, and is Sophia really beginning to think of herself as a big-titted slut?
Kreme Kisses continues with another tasty morsel, but be careful or you might end up like the girl who ExaggerATE them all.
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