For eighteen year old geek Spencer, there is always TIME for Magic. And with the obvious exception of his college sister Rachel, his family has been supportive. What nobody knows is that Spencer has recently discovered a way of making it seem he can perform real magic through the use of a hypnosis spiral on his phone.
By having his audience see his phone, the colorful spiral instantly puts them into a trance, unaware however much time Spencer needs to perform his trick is passing. But when his horny friends insist the only way they will not drop him as a friend is if he can magically make Rachel’s tits bigger, Spencer finds himself desperate to somehow do just that with her in a trance.
In an ordinary suburban home, magic is about to lead to some unintended mayhem… sorta.
Proud parents Greg and Miriam have always encouraged their nearly adult children. But that doesn’t mean their children have been so encouraging of each other, or at least not college girl Rachel who can only dismissively roll her eyes and complain in her usual sullen voice at the ridiculously childish obsession eighteen year old Spencer still for some reason has.
Spencer has been interested if not obsessed with being a magician since he was a child, but as Rachel points out one morning in the kitchen, he is no longer a child and should have stopped being obsessed with magic when he first got a car or first noticed girls. But nope, Spencer loves magic, and his catch phrase of the family is to ask what time is it before each new trick he performs… and it’s Time for Magic is the answer.
But today’s trick Spencer has to perform may have a bit more trickery behind it than even a practiced Spencer can manage. He announces that before their eyes he will make all their carefully prepared breakfast plates vanish from the counter and magically appear before their seats at the breakfast table. And despite Rachel’s insistence that it isn’t possible… somehow he does just that.
One second there is nothing on the table, the next, all the plates are there, and Spencer is taking a bow. As impressed as his parents are, Rachel still refuses to give him his props, and when she hears about his friends coming over later while their parents are gone for the day, Rachel is only wishing they would disappear, since the two idiots are always trying to look down her top.
By the time Patrick and Ronnie show up, Spencer planning to wow the two of them with his new magic trick, to finally convince them magic can be the coolest even at their age, Rachel has made herself comfy on the couch, scrolling social media on her phone.
And while she doesn’t like her idiot brother’s idiot friends, she isn’t about to get up and leave just because they want the living room for Spencer’s dorky magic show. Unfortunately for Spencer, no amount of magic or the promise of some amazing trick can keep Patrick and Ronnie’s eyes focused on much besides his college sister sprawled on the couch in short shorts and a tight top.
After magically making the coffee table move across the room in an instant, Spencer again has his audience impressed, and his sister suggesting he sold his soul to a dork demon. But Spencer’s friends may have a challenge too extreme when Spencer proudly declares he can do anything now with the power of magic.
Ronnie is grinning and nodding with Patrick, the pair offering to finally throw their full support behind magic being cool, to not drop Spencer the minute they set foot on a college campus for being a weird loser… IF he can do one thing. Backed into a bit of a corner, Spencer is asking what that thing could be and Ronnie wants Spencer to change the size of things… not just move them around, and the things he wants increased in size happen to be exactly what he and Patrick are always ogling, Rachel’s perky breasts.
Sadly for Spencer, there is no debating, no backing out of this trick, and so reluctantly and to the severe anger of his sister laying there with her phone, Spencer agrees to perform this amazing trick.
What nobody has known is that Spencer isn’t really moving things by magic. He just found a really effective hypnosis spiral which he makes sure everyone can see displayed on his phone when he begins a trick. It essentially hypnotizes them to be unaware time is passing, giving Spencer the thirty seconds or so it usually takes him to quickly move things around before snapping them back to reality and convincing everyone he performed real magic.
As he suddenly finds himself with time on his hands, both his friends and sister hypnotized and unaware time for them has in a sense stopped for the moment, Spencer realizes he seriously may have fucked up. Unless he somehow makes Rachel’s breasts bigger before snapping them all out of the trance, his friends will laugh him off as a loser, proving Rachel was right all along.
Slipping Rachel’s phone from her hands and his with the ongoing spiral into her fingers to keep her as deeply entranced as possible, Spencer uses her phone to research what makes breasts bigger.
And so begins an increasingly twisted attempt to cheat and actually perform an impossible trick… but will it end up being impossible? Will Spencer desperately find a way of giving Rachel much bigger tits and proving his magic does exist? Or in the process of doing just that will Spencer unintentionally warp his sister’s mind and give his friends what they really always wanted anyway?
Find out as Kreme Kisses vanishes as if by magic… kiss it goodbye, but enjoy watching it go with TIME for Magic.
So ends Kreme Kisses…
March is going to be… glossy…
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