Treet Yourself by Kris P. Kreme
Megan’s mother Cheryl uprooted her life, moving them to a town her cousin Nate lives in. Cousin Nate is weird, younger than her mother, living with a young slutty dumb girl named Jessica that Megan has to borrow clothes from.
When Nate offers to let Megan treat herself to a tour of the town using his car, maybe check out the college she needs to enroll at, Megan is thrilled to get away from him and her mother.
But when she finds Nate’s phone in the car, there’s a weird app on it called Tritter, one that lets her send messages called Treets to people’s phones.
After Megan starts sending random Treets all over town, will she ever realize that the Treets are changing everyone that reads them?
Over 17,000 Words of Kreme!
Megan’s mother Cheryl has always been about as insistently manipulative as her habit for snapping fingers in Megan’s face to get her attention. But what Cheryl has done this time is beyond everything… and Megan is one pissed off college girl, ironically without a college.
But will Megan’s journey to enroll at a new college in a new town bring all new changes to everyone she sees and some she doesn’t? When Megan starts using a twisted messaging app she doesn’t fully grasp the consequences of, anything can happen.
For nineteen year old Megan, it’s bad enough to have a controlling mother, but for her mother to have essentially uprooted Megan from everything and everyone she ever knew is too much. Insisting the prospects of a future for either of them were as cold as the weather, Megan’s mother Cheryl has sold off half of Megan’s things, including her car and all her warm weather clothing, and taken them on the road to a new life in a town down south, a town Cheryl’s cousin lives, even though it has been a while since they talked.
Fortunately or unfortunately, Cheryl’s cousin happens to be fine with the two of them staying with him until they get settled, and Nate just happens to be months into a new relationship that all started thanks to a phone he bought in the mall one day.
Nate discovered something special about that phone, an app called Tritter that is vastly different and more twisted than the app it might sound like. It changed his attitude about a lot of things, and soon had him dumping his old girlfriend and finding a newer much younger one named Jessica who has fully unleashed his depraved horny side.
With nothing but resentment for the new town or where they have to stay or the simple fact her mom’s cousin Nate seems to leer at her, Megan wants nothing to do with anything, but as hot as the weather is, she needs something better to wear. Yet after borrowing some of Jessica’s skimpy clothing, things just aren’t looking much better.
Only Nate’s offer of letting him borrow her car, go for a drive and check out the new town, has a slight bit of interest to Megan. At least it gets her away from her mother, even though her mother insists she go to the college on the far side of town and pick up or fill out enrollment papers. Still, Nate has a nice red sportscar and Megan needs to vent off some serious frustrations.
When she adjusts the seat closer to the wheel though, Megan spots something she bets Nate didn’t mean to leave in the car… his phone. And of all things, it’s unlocked as she picks it up and starts scrolling the apps he has.
Spotting something called Tritter, Megan at first assumes it’s that one the rich idiot bought and changed the name of… but looking closer, this is far different from the social app she was thinking of. Apparently Tritter lets users send direct messages to other phones within range, limited character messages, but direct messages only to them called Treets. And since Nate’s app is Privately Locked, she assumes the messages she sent might be unlisted on the receiver’s phone, offering her a little opportunity to unleash a little creative frustration at the town she finds herself in.
While driving a short while later, Megan gets her first opportunity to try out some Treets. A group of young people including one rather sullen boy are crossing the street towards a church, wearing various colored t-shirts with the same words on them Purity Means Everything.
Megan has heard of purity groups and has about as much respect for them as she does the place she finds herself, so she she sends a special Treet to the girls’ phones, suggesting they are happy the Fertility Means Everything group finally has a boy in it. She then sends an even more pointed and inspiring one to the boy, laughing as she drives off, spotting them all looking at their phone notifications.
But what Megan could never imagine is Tritter is an app from hell, the phone once owned by Melgrim, fellow demon to Donnie the Demon, and the Treets sent become instantly true no matter what transformational, perverse changes are required to make them true. So as a Fertility Means Everything group gets busy with a rather addictively horny task for the one boy in the group, Megan is driving across town, soon to encounter more opportunities to send cleverly twisted Treets, never knowing she is in fact warping the very minds and bodies of those she sends the Treets to.
Will the participants of a local marathon find better reasons to run and more enthusiastic forms of exercise? Will a janitor past his prime at the college she arrives at soon have cheerleaders cheering him UP? And will Megan find herself caught up in the lasting effects of one of her own carelessly worded Treets, changing more than just her attitude about where she now has to make a life for herself?
Find out in the epic followup to Trick or Treet, a short little tale from long ago that introduced the world to an app called Tritter, and has returned in over 17,000 words of twisted tantalizing Treets for readers!
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