Kris P. Kreme

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There’s a special item on a shelf for Krismas

Elf on a Shelf Perverse Perspectives by Kris P. Kreme

While his wife Hannah prepares things in the kitchen for a nice Christmas meal, Hank is gleefully positioning his Elf on a Shelf in what he thinks is the best location ever. But when old buddy Howie arrives, he points out that Hank has placed it way too high, not even on a shelf, but …

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Have a Konversation at Krismas

Konversational Krismas Card by Kris P. Kreme

When an old professional photography buddy of a certain talkative doctor calls up for an assist, everyone’s favorite chatty Doc is ready to cum to the rescue. Vince Veil has a new conceptual idea for Christmas card photography this year, but in order to convince his clients and get the poses right, he’s going to …

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There are special gifts for Krismas

The Gift That Keeps on Giving by Kris P. Kreme

Riley just wanted to get her last day as Santa’s helper over with at Rolling Hills Mall. But Santa has other things in store… or at least the man playing Santa does. He may seem as jolly and friendly to the little kids as one might expect, but this Santa is no mere Santa. He …

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Don’t get Drained at Krismas

Brain Drain Buyer Beware by Kris P. Kreme

Relaxing in a mountain cabin on an old comfy couch, Jake isn’t surprised that his wife Laura keeps calling to make sure he and her daughter Melissa are okay. But after convincing her they will be just fine, her college daughter currently studying for some winter break extra credit assignments, him shopping, Jake may just …

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Choose your hats carefully at Krismas

The Holiday Whore Hat by Kris P. Kreme

Megan is a tired girl finishing up the late shift at T-mart on the night before Christmas Eve. She and Zeke are the only ones to close up for the night, and she’s too tired to care much about his obvious interest and tendency for lame attempts at charm. But a decision she makes to …

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Krismas always finds SINtendo

SINtendo Sweater Puppies by Kris P. Kreme

Over winter break from school, Sawyer has finally gotten the ultimate solution to a long-frustrating problem. While growing up, she never grew out, even teachers mistaking her for a boy. So she found a game called SINtendo Sweater Puppies that can fix everything, shift the balance in her social life, while overwhelming the balance beneath …

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Beware Nice Naughty Elves at Krismas

The Naughty Elves: All Choked Up by Kris P. Kreme

Stuck in her dorms for the holidays mostly alone, creative aspiring fashion designer Becca Bailey is actually enjoying the chance to wear one of her creations out in public. Putting together the vintage clothing with her own touches is something Becca loves, but she isn’t wild about the cleavage her altered vintage top shows. The …

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Smashwords End of Year Super Sale is On!

A note for those Readers that use Smashwords… The Smashwords End of Year Super Sale begins today through January 1st, 2925. Most of my back catalogue is on sale between 25 to 50% off. Thank you for being Readers! Kris

It’s hard being a temp at Krismas

IMPmas Unwrapped by Kris P. Kreme

When Jada invites her friends over for a secret Santa swap, she never imagines there to be one gift that will pervert all of them into IMPulsive actions they normally wouldn’t dream of taking. But none of her guests, not old roommate Molly nor her strong boyfriend Danny, not brash and openly sexual blonde Amy, …

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A wish is anything but at Krismas

All I Want... Get Bent by Kris P. Kreme

Sibling squabbles don’t end during the holidays. Twins Jon and Jenny discover that when Jenny has been hogging their shared bathroom one night. Angrily telling her to get bent, his go-to insult, Jon also mocks the skimpy red top and tartan skirt she wears. He says their father will be pissed, but Jenny ignores him, …

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Give the gift of melons at Krismas

Merry Melons by Kris P. Kreme

Tamara and Tim are hosting a small Christmas party for their closest friends. Unfortunately for Isla, Tamara’s closest girlfriend, Joey happens to be included for this party. Joey is a college friend of Tim’s, single and a bit gawking at Isla’s big boobs. But Tamara has a well-thought out plan for him too, having invited …

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A gathering of naughty elves before Krismas

The Seasonal Sampler by Kris P. Kreme

Offering a mere taste of everything The 12 Days of Krismas has in store for readers this month, The Seasonal Sampler is sure to whet more than mere appetites. The Naughty Elves are taking one charitable faithful wife and putting more than a naughty streak in her. A corset is putting more than the squeeze …

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A collection of Christmas SINtendo for Krismas

The SINtendo Krismas Special by Kris P. Kreme

The SINtendo Krismas Special gets your game on for The 12 Days of Krismas like never before. It’s a whole new level of twisted holiday fun, from a street thief playing Santa to a suburban man playing games with his wife, literally. Witness what happens when the origin of SINtendo, Kevin takes his hot new …

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It’s just about time for Krismas!

12 Days of Krismas 2024

Not everything shrivels in the cold, as this year the 12 Days of Krismas has gotten BIGGER than ever! More than just 12 new books, more than mere words, and more of everything you’d love to unwrap under the tree this year! With 14 new books, and 150,000 words of Krismasy Kremey goodness, get ready …

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