Two more Kreme Kovers too hot for sale

Kreme Koat of Arms

Two more covers from the Kreme that were too hot to be seen except here on the Kreme’s website. Hot off the Press was a little too much and needed to be covered up some. As well, I Think Therefore You Are was just a bit over the line and needed some changes as well. Stop …

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Reader’s get a special HallowKreme Surprise!

Pushing the Veil by Kris P. Kreme

The biggest HallowKreme story of 2014! This Halloween forces are at work from otherworldly dimensions, dimensions where the dead live on to play with the living, dimensions where the flow of thoughts and actions can be randomly reversed, and dimensions where idle fantasies and the movies one watches can merge into delectable devilish reality. The …

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It wouldn’t be HalloKreme without Donnie

Donnie the Demon's Costume Commercial by Kris P. Kreme

He’s big with fiery red eyes, big leathery wings, and never far from a tray of mini-pizzas. That’s right, Donnie the Demon is back and just as dimwitted as ever. This time he’s clueless to a plot by his old bullies from hell to create more costume chaos during a fifteen minute infomercial about his …

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SINtendo returns for HallowKreme

SINtendo Surge by Kris P. Kreme

Many years ago, Kevin received a SINtendo Whee from his uncle, a powerful game system that nearly corrupted his entire family. A year ago, Kevin received the SINtendo Whee YOO before his marriage to Amber, nearly ending that wedding before it began. Now Kevin will finally confront the sins of the past and put the …

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Fear the HallowKreme

All Fear the Fear Fairy by Kris P. Kreme

Everyone shopping the crowded stores of the River Run Galleria this Halloween expected to find scary good deals. No one expected to cross paths with a Fear Fairy. Feeding off making someone’s deepest fear real, this particular Fear Fairy has a kinky side and she isn’t afraid to show it. Satiating her appetite of random …

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Get some Jack on HalloKreme

Jack O'Lantern by Kris P. Kreme

Cursed by a devilish creature named Simon centuries ago, Jack became Jack O’Lantern, forever trapped within the indestructible form of a carved pumpkin. As if that weren’t bad enough, he has to live with the fact that any pure virginal girl who glances into his flickering light will have the inescapable urge to defile that …

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Visit the HalloKreme Haunted House… If you dare.

The House of Xadr by Kris P. Kreme

John Dunne pays more than realty costs when moving his family across country. A private home, thick with surrounding trees, rising high above, quite custom and amazingly affordable, no one in the Dunne family will ever forget this home. Unfortunately the house is already occupied by a malevolent force of unending depravity. Xadr has slumbered …

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Halloween starts with a Hex you’ll never forget

Halloween Hex Dolls of Salem by Kris P. Kreme

Everyone knows about Omega House, the oldest sorority in Salem led by three evil and manipulative sisters. Sisters Malerie and Valerie are new to Salem. Seeking a social event, the attractive twin sisters show up at The Omega House Mischief Mass, a party the night before Halloween. This party they won’t be able to sleep …

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Get ready for Halloween with the Kreme 2014

Halloween with the Kreme 2014

Tis the season where the Kreme opens the door to the world of the Kreme Keeper…   What evil will be the Kreme’s treats this year?   A walk in the park? A ghostly apparition? A curse and a hex? A chance for some SINtendo tricks and treats?   You can be sure that all …

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Think Klassicly

I Think Therefore You Are by Kris P. Kreme

Popular news anchor, Andrea, is at the mall to get her nails done. Traffic is a nightmare and parking places are being fought for. After Andrea cuts off a man in a beat up truck taking a spot, she learns a lesson in karma. Returning to her car, she fears an unsafe situation, the same …

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Get a Klassic Game

Ahead of the Game by Kris P. Kreme

Jeff is enduring a humiliating performance on television by his favorite college football team. Worse, he’s just finished his beer and really needs another. Not wanting to leave his chair, to miss a second of the sucky game, Jeff begins trying to use the Womote 3000 from Trance-tory to make his stubborn wife Gina bring …

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A Klassic Perspective

Matters of Perspective by Kris P. Kreme

A very unusual man named Mr. Samuels knocks on Jeremy Stanton’s door one evening as he and a couple of co-workers are putting in extra hours. This man offers some unique words of wisdom about solving disagreements, particularly the one Jeremy has with his attention-craving daughter Kylie. Sometimes making sure everything or everyone that needs …

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Mary’s a Klassic

Eat Drink and Do Mary by Kris P. Kreme

Byron Pate created a problem when he gave his bratty daughter Mary a position in the company. His soon to be ex-secretary Stacy is about to solve that problem. Using her biochemist husband’s unique talents, Stacy ensures Mary’s morning croissant will boost more than her energy for the day, and the men on the board …

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Another Klassic Hot off the Press

Hot Off the Press by Kris P. Kreme

An otherwise ordinary morning in Kristal Heights has newspaper subscribers all over town tossing aside inhibitions and morals, screwing themselves senseless mere moments after picking up the paper. Chaos is erupting and S.M.U.T. is back, but will freshman reporter Julie have the brains to break the real story behind the story, or are her brains …

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