Tag: Kreme Klassics

November begins with a Klassic Kompilation

A Klassic Kompilation by Kris P. Kreme

Bust out the latest sounds with A Klassic Kompilation, three tales sure to send more than your mind spinning. In Success! Randall discovers the true dangers of successfully turning his hot girlfriend into a helpless slut. In Sampling Candy, Candy discovers the dangers of being a mindlessly obedient store employee. And in No means Yes, …

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November is Thanksgiving Kreme Stuffing Month!

Thanksgiving Kreme Stuffing Month

Everyone knows about Black Friday, but what about Thanksgiving Kreme Stuffing Month? This month the Kreme is releasing collections of some of his best works for much less than you would have to pay to get them all! Klassics! Konversations! SINtendo! and many more! Special collections of many of the most popular Kreme stories with …

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Think Klassicly

I Think Therefore You Are by Kris P. Kreme

Popular news anchor, Andrea, is at the mall to get her nails done. Traffic is a nightmare and parking places are being fought for. After Andrea cuts off a man in a beat up truck taking a spot, she learns a lesson in karma. Returning to her car, she fears an unsafe situation, the same …

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Get a Klassic Game

Ahead of the Game by Kris P. Kreme

Jeff is enduring a humiliating performance on television by his favorite college football team. Worse, he’s just finished his beer and really needs another. Not wanting to leave his chair, to miss a second of the sucky game, Jeff begins trying to use the Womote 3000 from Trance-tory to make his stubborn wife Gina bring …

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A Klassic Perspective

Matters of Perspective by Kris P. Kreme

A very unusual man named Mr. Samuels knocks on Jeremy Stanton’s door one evening as he and a couple of co-workers are putting in extra hours. This man offers some unique words of wisdom about solving disagreements, particularly the one Jeremy has with his attention-craving daughter Kylie. Sometimes making sure everything or everyone that needs …

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Mary’s a Klassic

Eat Drink and Do Mary by Kris P. Kreme

Byron Pate created a problem when he gave his bratty daughter Mary a position in the company. His soon to be ex-secretary Stacy is about to solve that problem. Using her biochemist husband’s unique talents, Stacy ensures Mary’s morning croissant will boost more than her energy for the day, and the men on the board …

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Another Klassic Hot off the Press

Hot Off the Press by Kris P. Kreme

An otherwise ordinary morning in Kristal Heights has newspaper subscribers all over town tossing aside inhibitions and morals, screwing themselves senseless mere moments after picking up the paper. Chaos is erupting and S.M.U.T. is back, but will freshman reporter Julie have the brains to break the real story behind the story, or are her brains …

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Some Photos are Klassics

Photo Sensitive by Kris P. Kreme

Today at the mall, famed photographer Henry Hallentine is selecting random patrons to be a part of his upcoming book Exposed. As it turns out, being featured in the book will expose much more than their faces. As Eliza and her best friend Rachel discover, Henry has a unique method of directing his models and …

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Get Klassicly Screwed by the Economy

Screwed by the Economy by Kris P. Kreme

Everyone at Curious Collectibles is sad to see the final day of business, the economy having forced an end to their unique sales. However on the day of the ultimate clearance sale where everything including the fixtures is open for purchase, Sarah will discover that those fixtures might just include her. A mysterious man stops …

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September is fresh with Kreme Klassics!

September Horny Girls Ad

September arrives and the Kreme is making this month an all Klassic Kreme month! Nine of the most asked for Kreme stories, rewritten, improved and full of fresh Kreme! But why you ask? Because October is coming and that means the annual Halloween with the Kreme spectacular is just around the corner! So enjoy some …

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Working on Labor Day can be different

Labor Day's for Working Girls by Kris P. Kreme

A story, made up or true, about why a girl never wears white after Labor Day forever changes two sisters on an outing to the mall one Labor Day. Teased about the clothing they have on, Paige and Zoey put up with the cruel humor of their friends Lisa and Erika. It’s all a joke, …

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Get your Vision checked by an expert!

Vision by Kris P. Kreme

Leah was all set for another day at school, ignoring her blurring vision and focusing all attentions on Greg, the school hottie who finally has eyes for her. She’d worn the perfect outfit, sinfully low top, pushing the limits of the high school dress code. Then her mother surprised her with a trip to the …

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Time to Dig Dug Don’t Ya Know?

Dig Doug by Kris P. Kreme

A Klassic inspired by a classic game, all the girls at Namco High mysteriously fall all over themselves when new kid Doug looks their way. Whatever his special charm is, they just dig Doug. When some of the tough guys get angry for the way their girls talk about Doug, they invite him to a …

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How many O’s are there in O Canada?

O Canada by Kris P. Kreme

Paul recounts the tale of how his Canadian girlfriend Elly went from the girl of his dreams to the stuff dirty fantasies are made of. Taking her out to celebrate her birthday at a fancy restaurant, the staff provides her with much more than a cake, but it’s the musical candle on the cake that …

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