Tag: Tales from the Kreme

You can lose your mind traveling at Krismas

Just PLANE Entertaining by Kris P. Kreme

Flying on a private plane back from the city, a friendly familiar doctor with a way with words meets an exquisitely dressed secretary on the plane with three annoyingly drunk coworkers. Having a little chat, the doc discusses that perhaps the way to deal with those coworkers is to just give them a bit of …

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Krismas grows on you

All I Want: Making it Big by Kris P. Kreme

Jessica might be a petite woman, small all over, but she’s always had big ambitions. Working at a fashion magazine, she’s always wanted to make it big in the industry. Naturally she never would be able to model, but writing articles, interviewing big names, she could do a lot more than she’s doing now. But …

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He’s just Evil at Krismas

Evil Santa by Kris P. Kreme

Cindy has always teased her friend and roommate Ella about being so shy, but on a late drive back to campus their conversation reveals a secret that Cindy can’t help but exploit. Ella has a thing for Santa. Spotting a sign outside a bar that says LIVE SANTA, Cindy is quick to pull in, intending …

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Have a cone at Krismas

Trance-tory Christmas Cones by Kris P. Kreme

Heading to a local Christmas block party, Bryce figures this is the best time to try out the Trance-tory Christmas Cones he bought with his rather shy reserved girlfriend Mia in mind. But he could never imagine that the specially blended ice cream does more than just thaw a frigid woman, it takes an already …

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Mistletoe at Krismas is draining

Mesmerized by Mistletoe by Kris P. Kreme

After Darla learns that mistletoe is a deadly parasite which leeches the life out of trees and can leave them empty husks, she starts to worry. But after her husband David’s son Jonathan makes up false additional facts, she starts to truly freak out. Could mistletoe be just as much a life draining paralyzing parasite …

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Krismas is almost here

12 Days of Krismas 2019 Ad

Have you been bad or good this year Readers? Either way it’s almost time for Krismas 2019! Starting Soon…

It’s important to check your app settings

Trance-tory DOMINapp by Kris P. Kreme

Everyone has a favorite App and your next favorite may be getting beta tested now! From Trance-tory, the company that revolutionized the home products industry and communications, comes the latest app to dominate the market… Trance-tory DOMINapp. While underground testing technicians monitor results, three lucky men of varying ages and interests have been chosen to …

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It’s getting chilly, better bundle up with a Grab Bag

The Grab Bag #41 - Fun Bags & Absolutely No Soliciting by Kris P. Kreme

Chilly weather brings some extra fun in the Grab Bag this month. After all nothing beats a great pair of Fun Bags, as a couple of traveling coeds discover in a Japanese vending machine. But take a lesson from a good girl seeking signatures for a good cause, when someone doesn’t like solicitors, you might …

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There’s not a Remote Chance they’ll stop looking

Tropically Remote Glances by Kris P. Kreme

On college campus, Luke Berry saw the thrill that can be had doing something helpful. So even if his goals are still to steal every girl his son Josh finds, he’s being charitable… this time helping Josh’s latest girlfriend Ava go with her friends to a tropical island over Spring Break when one of those …

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The Pussy is so real in VR

SINtendo Pocket Pussy VR Part Three by Kris P. Kreme

When Tom began playing SINtendo Pocket Pussy VR, he was already an over-sexed kind of guy. With a girl like Stella, any red blooded college male would be, but after mistaken identity, turning his girlfriend on and leaving her to her internship coworkers, Tom has let the corrupting depravity of SINtendo take over. With help …

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Remember to signal when changing lanes

Changing More than Lanes by Kris P. Kreme

When Bob and Bill are bored, the old buddies are quite well known for their crude ways of passing time. Usually it involves making up stories based purely off casual observations, those observations always of attractive women. But when Bob’s old van has a problem and can’t drive over forty, the buddies find themselves with …

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In November, make time for the Selfies

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #40 - Spermbot & The Strength of your Vows by Kris P. Kreme

Cold weather is here, but that doesn’t make the Kreme any less hot. Working out can burn some calories but that fancy workout App may leave you thirsty… especially when your App gets infected by a Spermbot. If that’s not hot enough, maybe a little romance on the big day is in order. Just make …

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The Grab Bag makes an appearance at Hallowkreme

The Grab Bag #40 - The Boobeyman & Tentacle Toys of Taiwan

For the first time ever, the spookiest season gets ready for even MORE pleasin’ The weather has chilled and so will your blood, readers, as you Grab a pair of terrifying tales! Whether it’s the quite literally titillating tale of a mythic menace known as The Boobeyman, or twisted toys grabbing you with multiple arms, …

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The end of Hallowkreme 2019 brings… changes.

What to Wear, What to WERE by Kris P. Kreme

Wanting to win a sorority bikini costume contest with her friends Bianca and Carissa, Bailey has the perfect solution. They can only wear bikinis but need to be convincing of their chosen animal costumes through behavior, so why not observe the real animals? With the contest being judged at midnight as Halloween rolls in under …

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